SF Giants Memes

This team still just might turn out fine. But, there's no way around it. This has been a deplorable second half so far. #Runs4Madbum

It's time to stop praying for concussions, torn hamstrings and achilles injuries to just magically clear up. Either call up Christian Arroyo/young arms, or make a damn trade. Pick one already! This isn't a mere slump by a potential 98-64 team, this is an absolute tailspin into 85-77ville. The Giants' front office has wavered between genius and complacent over the course of this decade, this is the true basis of the "even year" phenomenon, which doesn't necessarily have to sustain its symmetrical form from here on out. Remember, it took Dan fucking Uggla to convince this team to graduate a "not quite ready" Joe Panik.

If elected president, I WILL issue an executive order that limits ALL MLB games to just two balls. Three is already too many.